My name is Ronald Tist. I’ve taken in countless Oilers games throughout my long life and I believe that I know the team as well as any other human being alive (the only other being The Great Lowetide). The Oilers and their fans have given me so much joy over the years, so it’s high time that I gave back with my accrued wisdom.

I will bring you the best Oilers blog on the internet (again, aside from The Great Lowetide), the freshest Oilers news, and the the answers to all of the ills that have befallen and will befall our incredible team.

p.s. Today is Saturday October 2, 2021—the Edmonton Oilers will hoist the Stanley Cup in 2022. (just a little sneak peak at my profound powers of foresight.)